After dope advertising, American’s love nothing more than eating food and blowing stuff up, so today’s our time to shine!
Check Aunt Mary’s story about Nathan’s Hot Dogs to see what’s on the menu, and let’s move on to the after-dinner entertainment: amature explosives!
Such as disfiguring circus-folk.
Or witnessing breathtakingly poor choices mixed with demure boasting.
Or the most elegant way to freak the hell out of your neighbor’s dog!
Lastly, don’t forget that fireworks will look even more enchanting through the fog of self medication!
You know those shops where you can fill baggies with candy? That’s what I’m picturing here. Only bins of drugs and explosives. It’s customary for Vicodin to only be paired with Roman Candles. Anything else is gauche.
Take the advice from the little girl and have a safe and sane 4th!
***In no way do I want to diminish the horror of the Hartford Circus fire. For more information listen to this podcast.
Happy Memorial Day weekend in the US! As the unofficial start of summer there is one thing everyone wants to do: Grill Out! Let’s see what’s on our vintage ad picnic menu, shall we?
First up: hot dogs! So convenient in a can! I can see thousands of cold-war era backyard bomb shelters stuffed to the rafters with cans and cans of wieners. Why, the nuclear winter will seem like a picnic with all those hot dogs!
Or maybe we can tempt you with a hamburger, fresh from the tin?
Let’s not forget the condiments! What’s a picnic without ketchup?
Or folks losing their minds over mustard?
…and to wash it all down?
Many wishes for a happy and peaceful Memorial Day!