Category Archives: Recipes and Food

Memorial Day Picnic – Ad Style

Happy Memorial Day weekend in the US! As the unofficial start of summer there is one thing everyone wants to do: Grill Out! Let’s see what’s on our vintage ad picnic menu, shall we?

First up: hot dogs! So convenient in a can! I can see thousands of cold-war era backyard bomb shelters stuffed to the rafters with cans and cans of wieners. Why, the nuclear winter will seem like a picnic with all those hot dogs!

canned weiners
If you are trying really hard to get Middle Schoolers to laugh, you can’t go wrong with the phrasing “Can o’ Wieners” paired with “Sack o’ Sauce”
weironie
By “a little bit you you!” I’m pretty sure they mean “internal organs.” 

Or maybe we can tempt you with a hamburger, fresh from the tin?

burger can 2
“Say, I know! burgers in a can, ya see?” 

Let’s not forget the condiments! What’s a picnic without ketchup?

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Folks must have had a lot of time to read ad copy back in the day. I’ve asked Uncle Mary to call me his angel whenever I buy new ketchup, but he had declined. 

Or folks losing their minds over mustard?

mustard
This is everyone’s favorite style of vintage ad! It hits me right in the ad loving spot.

…and to wash it all down?

Booze.

Seagrams cookout
I have never wanted anything more than to be at this party. 
Brewers Memorial Day
If I can’t be at the Seagram’s party, can I be here instead?

Many wishes for a happy and peaceful Memorial Day!

Big Game Snacks!

Superbowl Sunday is almost here! For we ad nerds, it’s a huge deal and I hear some other folks, mainly sporting enthusiasts, also enjoy it. Look at us all coming together!

Whether it’s the ads or the athletics that lure you to the warm glow of a television, there is one thing we can all agree on: Snacks! Everybody loves the snacks! Do you like salty? Sweet? Meaty or veggie? There are snacks for you, my friend!

If you are especially committed to the football theme, Aunt Mary may have some retro recipes to help you out.

ap-football

Do you have an inflatable football-shaped bowl, and not a thing to put in it?

Goal!!!

football-chili

Let’s harken back to the days of helmet-free football and government mandated chili meat.  (Best not to ponder too long on what made him “Jet Propelled.” All I’m saying is its an ad for chili…)

Touchdown!

meatloaf-football

You know what they say, nothing goes better with football shaped meatloaf than a side of gum!  Incidentally, we have seen this campaign for Wrigley’s Gum before, over at  Aunt Mary’s Facebook page. Glad to see they branched out to all manner of events!

Home Run!

Be sure to join me this Sunday on the Aunt Mary Facebook page for my second annual live blogging of the ads. I can’t wait to hear your thoughts!

Go sports!

Punch Up Your Holiday Parties!

I think it’s time we bring back the punch bowl! Enough with the wine and craft beer at every party, I want a big crock of Cheerful Whatever poured into a cut glass vessel large enough to take a bath in.

You aren’t on board? You will be after you see these delightful retro recommendations!

7-up-punch
Dudes be creepin. I have a feeling “Baby It’s Cold Outside” is played in a loop at this party. 

You can find this punch bowl at literally any second hand store anywhere. I love thrift shopping and there is always at least one punch bowl at any local shop.

 

merry-christmas-4-roses

Named after someone in the Four Roses test kitchen was heard shouting “Merry Christmas”after sampling the newest punch recipe. They were later found sleeping it off under the break room table.

 

rum-punch

Is it just me or is this headline a little threatening?  Still, there’s meat and a bucket of rum in crazy-adorable cups so count me in!

 

xmas-tuna-salad

It’s important to have sustenance on hand to soak up all that hooch. Be sure to adorn your party table with Elf on the Shelf’s older cousin, Judgy McStink-Eye, who sits on the buffet and makes note of everything you eat and drink. “Oh, you’re having another plate of food…well that certainly is a choice.”

By the way, that’s a tower of tuna…at a cocktail party…where people have been drinking. Good plan!

I’m Not Crying, WE’RE Crying – Happy Thanksgiving!

Gather ’round the table, kids! Thanksgiving Day is almost upon us!

In the current climate of anger and division the only thing I have to say right now is this: kindness is a choice, a choice that needs to be made over and over. Choose kindness and love, that’s the only thing that matters.

I could show you some stomach churning vintage ads such as this nicotine soaked turkey that was undoubtedly cooked for a solid 9 hours until it arrived on the table drier than a mouthful of the cinnamon challenge:

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Or an always popular crap-floating-in-jello with more crap on top, the perfect solution to leftovers and guests who have stayed just a little too long:

thanksgiving-jello

But this is the ad I want you to carry with you on Thanksgiving and through the holiday season.

 

Please know that I am grateful for everyone who visits my page gets my nonsense. I hope you have the happiest of days full of peace, plenty and love.

 

Thanks to Alicia for showing me this ad.

Aunt Mary’s Home for Creepy Ads

Perhaps it’s the triple whammy of my obsessive watching of Stranger Things, listening to the Black Tapes Podcast and the infiltration of clowns across our great nation, but I’m on edge lately. Obviously the best treatment was days spent searching the deep web for weird-ass ads to share with you all.

I’m a giver, that’s for sure.

Brace yourselves, kids, for Aunt Mary has uncovered the creepiest food ads from the good ‘ol days. I’m pretty sure none of these open a portal to the Upside Down.

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I get the distinct impression there is something in this pie that Fred isn’t telling us about. He watches while we eat, but he never takes a bite. He just smiles that knowing smile.

 

 

 

 

 

 

green-giant-doll

 

 

Obviously this doll gets up and wanders the house at night, that’s a given. What’s weird is he rips the labels off the canned vegetables leaving the homeowners guessing what tonight’s side dish will be. It’s diabolical.

 

 

creepy-juice

 

 

 

Even demons need their vitamin C.

Maybe it’s time to lay off the OJ when your kid is carrot colored.

 

 

skinless-weiners Hey Jughead, I feel like this might be one of those “if you see something, say something” situations. I’m not sure what’s wrong here, but I can say that nothing’s right.

The odd imagery this company used in almost all of their advertising lends a sinister tone to their name, Skinless.

skinless-weiners-4th

 

 

 

 

Nothing about this ad is either safe or sane.

 

 

 

 

Well, goodnight kids! Sleep tight, I hope the stuffed Green Giant won’t bite.

Sure, I’ll leave the hall light on.

The Cake is a Lie! Sugar Isn’t Always so Sweet.

Are you feeling sluggish? Tired? Are you trying to loose some weight or are you concerned about your heart health? Perhaps your husband has a wandering eye?

I have the product for you! A cure-all that’s good for what ails ya! What is this miracle of miracles?

Why Sugar, of course!

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You’re cured and free to go about your day with health and vigor! Healthy sugar has fewer calories than an apple…why not put it on everything!

mary-sugar

And, as always, sugar was there to make sure the ladies kept it tight and right.

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Well, not so fast there…News this week has reported evidence that the Sugar Industrial Complex “massaged” research data from that 1960’s that found that sugar, and not fat, is a cause of heart disease and other health concerns. Pushing fat as the bad guy, Big Sugar was betting something would have to replace the fat in our favorite foods and they were ready with a solution. Sugar!

Seeing advertising used for such nefarious purposes hurts my heart…evidently in more ways than one.

 

 

 

A Study in Casseroles – Recipe Wednesday

Today’s retro recipes are from Aunt Mary’s personal edition of “Casseroles” published by Favorite Recipes of America in 1968. All of the recipes in the book were submitted by readers, making them a leader in group sourcing content long before the Huffington Post thought they were so cool.

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Leafing through the book, one thought kept creeping through my mind: is it better or worse that the interior photos are black in white. Does it make them more or less appetizing? I’ll let you decide!

ground-beef
This Tabasco Beef Ring has a whopping 1 1/2 teaspoons of Tabasco Sauce to two pounds of ground beef. 
combinations
I’m not sure if it’s the chunkiness or the shininess that make this so worrisome. 
foreign
Janie thinks she’s so fancy because she’s been to Canada. 

I especially enjoyed that each recipe is accredited to its submitter in full honorific detail. In typical contemporary fashion, the ladies are listed as their husband’s name such as Mrs. Frank Schnozzel, South Bend; or by their given name if unmarried, Betty Birdpants, Tacoma. By all means, let’s make sure to let everyone know if this person’s cooking is good enough to snag herself a man!